Friday, January 14, 2011

A Funny List For Nurses

A new nurse throws up when the patient does.

An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up.

A new nurse wears so many pins on her name badge that you can’t read it.

An experienced nurse doesn’t wear a name badge for liability reasons.

A new nurse charts too much.

An experienced nurse doesn’t chart enough.

A new nurse loves to run to codes.

An experienced nurse makes new nurses run to codes.

A new nurse wants everyone to know s/he’s a nurse.

An experienced nurse doesn’t want anyone to know s/he’s a nurse.

A new nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.

An experienced nurse writes on the back of her hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.

A new nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.

An experienced nurse will chart the patient who is disoriented and restrain him.

A new nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.

An experienced nurse can’t hear any alarms at any distance.

A new nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.

An experienced nurse doesn’t want to know about them unless the patient is symptomatic.

A new nurse spends two hours giving a patient a bath.

An experienced nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.

A new nurse thinks people respect nurses.

An experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.

A new nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it.

An experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.

A new nurse looks for a chance “to work with the family.”

An experienced nurse avoids the family.

A new nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time.

An experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.

A new nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient.

An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.

A new nurse always answers her phone.

An experienced nurse checks the caller ID before answering the phone.

A new nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.

An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.

A new nurse carries reference books in her/his bag.

An experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch and some “cough syrup” in her/his bag.

A new nurse doesn’t find this list funny.

An experienced nurse does.

 

Via: Scrubsmag.com Winking smile

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